Old Story

Because of thalidamide this baby was born, but was just a head. They kept it on a pillow, and when it turned 21, the father said, "Son now that you're 21, it's time to see the other side of life. " He took him to a bar, and ordered a bourbon coke for himself, and also one for his son
He took a good swallow of his, then held the glass for his son, who just gulped it down, then he began to shake and vibrtate and out popped a shoulder, arm and hand. Great!! he said, Bartender pour me another! The bartender poured another, and now he could hold it himself to drink it, he gulped it down, again began to vibrate and shake vigoursly, and out popped another shoulder, arm and hand. "Another!" he called out to the barkeep. He admired his arms and hands, and could hardly stop looking at them, when the bartender brought him another drink, again he gulped it down, started vibrating violently...there was a puff of smoke and he totally disappeared!!

Now this is one of those stories that has a moral to it, and the moral is....He should have quit when he was.....a head!

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