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Posted on Feb 23, 2007
"I failed my driver's test. The guy asked me, "What do you do at a red light?"I said, "I don't know, look around, listen to the radio."
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A young woman confides to a friend that she wants to quit smoking, but nothing she does seems to work.
"Have you tried the patch?" her friend asks.
"No, that's one thing I haven't tried," the woman says, "because I'm not sure it works."
Says her friend, "I'm sure it would if you put it over your mouth."
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I came out of a convenience store the other day and some seedy looking guy walks up to me and holds up a little sign: "DEAF and DUMB... Can you spare $10?"
Wow! What happened to a dollar or two? So I reached into my pocket for my wallet, opened it, took out a folded piece of paper and handed it to him.
It said: "I CAN'T READ" and I walked away.
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