The Test

Idealists, as a temperament, are passionately concerned with personal growth and development. Idealists strive to discover who they are and how they can become their best possible self -- always this quest for self-knowledge and self-improvement drives their imagination. And they want to help others make the journey. Idealists are naturally drawn to working with people, and whether in education or counseling, in social services or personnel work, in journalism or the ministry, they are gifted at helping others find their way in life, often inspiring them to grow as individuals and to fulfill their potentials.
Idealists are sure that friendly cooperation is the best way for people to achieve their goals. Conflict and confrontation upset them because they seem to put up angry barriers between people. Idealists dream of creating harmonious, even caring personal relations, and they have a unique talent for helping people get along with each other and work together for the good of all. Such interpersonal harmony might be a romantic ideal, but then Idealists are incurable romantics who prefer to focus on what might be, rather than what is. The real, practical world is only a starting place for Idealists; they believe that life is filled with possibilities waiting to be realized, rich with meanings calling out to be understood. This idea of a mystical or spiritual dimension to life, the "not visible" or the "not yet" that can only be known through intuition or by a leap of faith, is far more important to Idealists than the world of material things.
Highly ethical in their actions, Idealists hold themselves to a strict standard of personal integrity. They must be true to themselves and to others, and they can be quite hard on themselves when they are dishonest, or when they are false or insincere. More often, however, Idealists are the very soul of kindness. Particularly in their personal relationships, Idealists are without question filled with love and good will. They believe in giving of themselves to help others; they cherish a few warm, sensitive friendships; they strive for a special rapport with their children; and in marriage they wish to find a "soulmate," someone with whom they can bond emotionally and spiritually, sharing their deepest feelings and their complex inner worlds.
Idealists are rare, making up between 20 and 25 percent of the population. But their ability to inspire people with their enthusiasm and their idealism has given them influence far beyond their numbers.

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Baron 58

Test to see if the Baron 58 shows.

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WARNING

Whether this be true or not...It will happen by virtue of this e-mail being passed around, (Giving them new ideas) and if true Heed The Warning!!!!! Forewarn those you love - even if they don't get e-mails!

>>> >BEWARE OF PAPER AT THE BACK GLASS OF YOUR VEHICLE
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING (NOT A JOKE!!!)
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Heads up everyone. Please, keep this circulating...
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get
inside.
>>> >
>>> > You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look
into
>>> >
>>> > the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you
notice
>>> >
>>> > a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So,
you
>>> >
>>> > shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your
>>> >
>>> > car to! remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is
obstructing
>>> >
>>> > your view.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > When you reach the back of your car, that is when the
>>> >
>>> > car hacker's) appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and
>>> >
>>> > take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off
>>> >
>>> > in your car.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.
>>> >
>>> > So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your
>>> >
>>> > money, and your keys. Your h ome and your whole identity is
>>> >
>>> > now compromised!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>! >> > BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.
> ;>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just
drive
>>> >
>>> > away.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > I hope you will forward this to friends and family, espe c
ially
>>> > to
>>> >
>>> > women.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > A purse contains all kinds of personal information and
>>> >
>>> > identification
>>> >
>>> > documents, and you certainly do NOT want t his to fall into
the
>>> >
>>> > wrong hands.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> ! >
>>> > Please keep this going.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >

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Funnies

"I failed my driver's test. The guy asked me, "What do you do at a red light?"

I said, "I don't know, look around, listen to the radio."
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A young woman confides to a friend that she wants to quit smoking, but nothing she does seems to work.

"Have you tried the patch?" her friend asks.

"No, that's one thing I haven't tried," the woman says, "because I'm not sure it works."

Says her friend, "I'm sure it would if you put it over your mouth."
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I came out of a convenience store the other day and some seedy looking guy walks up to me and holds up a little sign: "DEAF and DUMB... Can you spare $10?"

Wow! What happened to a dollar or two? So I reached into my pocket for my wallet, opened it, took out a folded piece of paper and handed it to him.

It said: "I CAN'T READ" and I walked away.

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Remedies

These were sent by Crazylady!!
Remedies: . 409 great bug killer especially for those menacing bees and wasps that get into the home.

Elmers Glue: put over a area of the skin where a splinter may be lodged let dry, peel once dry and the splinter will come out.

Honey: remedy for skin blemishes put on over night with a band-aid, honey kills bateria. (New Zealand uses Manuka honey only..for bed sores!)

Listerine: disinfects a broken blister, vinegar heals a bruise. Dawn dishwashing liquid kills flees on your pets. Wesson oil in the ears of your pets helps ear mites. Quaker Oats for fast pain relief. 2 cups per 1 cup water in bowl and warm, cool slightly and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis. Sore throat, 1/4 cup of vinegar and 1/4 cup of honey take 1 tablespoon 6x's a day, vinegar kills the bacteria. Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Hope you enjoy those. Have fun.

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A Broom story

A Broom Story

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each
other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom.The other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely.After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.









Are you ready for this!!?








Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...







Really bad...








"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER YET!!"

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Thought for the day...

The life of a Nation is secure only while that Nation is Honest, Truthful and virtuous. Fredrick Douglas 1817 - 1895

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Poor Guess!

On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The Florist's son brought Flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

The liquor owner's son brought up a big heavy box. The teacher lifted it up, and noticed it was leaking a
little bit.
The teacher touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "is it wine?" "No" the little boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked "Is it Champagne?" "No," said the little boy....."I give up!" she
asked "What is it?" the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

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Gorgeously Funny (Weakest Link)!

Are you the weakest link? Let's see how smart you all are! This will take less than a minute of your time. I hope you do better than I did.

Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them, immediately.
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake
the second person. What position are you in?

Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are..?

Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person? YOU are the last person.
You're not very good at this are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Answer:
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually
4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will
get the last question right?

Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? (a, e, i, o, u)?

Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course, not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.

FRUSTRATE THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN YOUR LIFE! SEND THIS TO THEM!

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Really Clever!

This has got to be one of the most clever
E-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

They use all the letters in these, and no xtra letters, or same letter used twice!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM



PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands!

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Don't Question Hillary

Don't question Hillary...


Hillary Clinton went to a primary school in New York City to talk about the world. After her talk, she had a "question and answer" period. One little boy raised his hand & the Senator asked him for his name.

"Kenneth."

And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have 3 questions:
1st - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?



2nd - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?



3rd - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. Mrs. Clinton informed the children they would continue after recess.

When they resumed Hillary said, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy put up his hand. Hillary pointed to him and asked him for his name.

"Larry."

And what is your question, Larry?"

�I have 5 questions:

1st - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

2nd - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

3rd - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

4th - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

5th - What happened to Kenneth?

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Favorite Remedies

My most favorite remedy, is for cracked fingers, super glue takes the prize, it kills any infection, stops any further advance of it, and provides a shell so won't injure if bumped!

Colloidal Silver, or silver water...stops infections in about 10 minutes! Those with diabetes should use it anytime the skin gets broken on a foot..It will heal it even when antibiotics fail, and they usually do in diabetics. I also use it for infections of the gums, when my toothbrush makes a cut in my gums or the inside of my lips.
It kills both bacteria and virus infections, and they cannot adapt to it, because it is not a poisen to them, it tells an enzyme to shut down, and they can no longer breathe!
More later, would like to hear of your favorite remedy!! Barnabus

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To Management

Guess I can't have another blog site to repeat my blogs. Thanks for letting me know this, and I would appreciate it, if you would delete it, as my password no longer works in it. Thank you, Barnabus

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Hehe from Faye

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed! ! ! !), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, Oh, shit!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."

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Power of the mind

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht
oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist
and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you
can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

See youse all leatr!!

Mrak

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Hillary's Indian Name

Hillary Clinton's Indian name

Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The

American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State .She spoke for

almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's

present standard of living, should she one day become the first female

President.

She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed

"yes" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.. Although

the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most

enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and

brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a

plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A

news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to

select the new name given to the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of Shit it can no longer fly.

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Old Story

Because of thalidamide this baby was born, but was just a head. They kept it on a pillow, and when it turned 21, the father said, "Son now that you're 21, it's time to see the other side of life. " He took him to a bar, and ordered a bourbon coke for himself, and also one for his son
He took a good swallow of his, then held the glass for his son, who just gulped it down, then he began to shake and vibrtate and out popped a shoulder, arm and hand. Great!! he said, Bartender pour me another! The bartender poured another, and now he could hold it himself to drink it, he gulped it down, again began to vibrate and shake vigoursly, and out popped another shoulder, arm and hand. "Another!" he called out to the barkeep. He admired his arms and hands, and could hardly stop looking at them, when the bartender brought him another drink, again he gulped it down, started vibrating violently...there was a puff of smoke and he totally disappeared!!

Now this is one of those stories that has a moral to it, and the moral is....He should have quit when he was.....a head!

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Restore Constitution

Senator Dodd is sponsoring a bill that would Restore the Constitution, and is asking US Citizens to add their names as cosponsors to this bill. It's first intent is to restore Habeas Corpus, and the rule of law, that one may know what he or she is being charged with, whereas they can now hold you indefinitely, and never charge you, neither can you know why you are being held, or even if there is any evidence against you. You can go to this site and hear Dodd's speech regarding this badly needed bill! http://www.restore-habeas.org

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Falling Vision

I was at Cathedral, making a visit before the Blessed Sacrament one day, when I had this vision of thousands of people falling into this big hole, which was about 7 meters or 20 feet in diameter. The notable thing to me, it appeared they had been falling for so long, they no longer made any attempt to fall right side up, so they were in all sorts of positions, some head first, some laying on their sides and in every way in between. I noted some were Priests, by the black cross on their hands and foreheads, some were nuns, some even Bishops and Cardinals, and they had Miter's on their heads. I would look at an individual, and say "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, I love you save souls," and that individual would be taken out of the group. I said the prayer as fast as I could, to take as many out that I could , but got frustrated, because they were falling too fast, even though it seemed to be in slow motion, so perhaps there were just too many. I cried out to the Lord saying "There are too many, I can't say the prayer fast enough!!" and a giant hoop with what looked like a screen covering it was slid across the opening, and everyone stopped right where they were. So then I did a bunch of the prayer and got a bunch out of the column, but I don't know if I grew tired of it, or the vision simply ceased. and I quit. What does it mean? I don't have a clue! Was it real? I can't answer that either! I continued off and on praying that prayer for a day or two then I guess I quit! Back when I had the vision of the people falling into the large hole, I thought they were falling into hell, but after writing about it yesterday, I have a new insight into it, .and the former could not be. Falling into hell, they would have shown great fear, whereas they were totally lackadaisical and so unconcerned that even their bodily positions indicate that. As I understand it now, the large hole represents temptations, and their bodily attitude shows a carelessness toward them, and that they were entering into them, acquesing to them. That's why such a short prayer was successful to take them out of the temptation, to remove them from it. whatcha think? Barnabus

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Early 1940's

From a early 1940's book...I thought it was cool! Life is short and death is sure, The hour of death remains obscure. A soul you have, an only one, If that be lost all hope is gone. Waste not time, while time shall last; For after death 'tis ever past. All-seeing God, your Judge will be, And Heaven or Hell your destiny. All earthly things will speed away, Eternity, alone, will stay. Author Unk. Barnabus

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Painting a room

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "WOW!Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

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Concerned!

A couple days ago a young guy named Brit..something said this was his last post....#1 can you be banned for that? 2. He said he was broken hearted because his girl friend broke up with him, and it was going to be the last day of his life...SCARY!!!! I'm wondering if Management somehow intervened and contacted someone in his hometown and got some help to stop this? He has not been back and I'm really concerned for the kid...is there any way to know if he's alright? Barnabus

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In His Name??

In His Name you shall.....A Critical Lesson! I went to church all through my youth, yet failed to learn a critical lesson, that I believe should be drilled into us! You have heard, "In Jesus name you shall cast out demons etc," and you think he's talking to his disciples - NO! He is talking to us too, and my failure to learn this lesson caused me months of agony and fear! It wasn't until I finally figured this out that the hell stopped, and I could laugh at their feeble attempts. - if you want the " rest of the story," just wait for 'My Horror Story I & II" :http://Amazinghappenings.shoutpost.com/

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Perfect Love?

Perefect love casts out fear...is the statement, but what is perfect love? An understanding I finally came to on this is, if we really and truly love God, then we accept His will in every circumstance, and no matter what happens, we will accept it as Gods will for us, - for that moment, and so no fear can touch us because we are living totally in the will of God. Sure we can be scared for a few moments, but once the realization sets in that God had ordained this, we accept it and fear is lost.

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Stop Chasing Rabbits

S T O P CHASING RABBITS DURING YOUR TIME OF PRAYER OR MEDITATION I really enjoy and look forward to my morning Prayer time, but as soon as I begin it starts: YOU REALLY AUGHT TO – FEED YOUR PETS—TURN OFF THE TOP LIGHT—OPEN THE DRAPES—OPEN THE WINDOW— GET SOME COFFEE—LOAD UP SOME KLEENEX— CLEAN YOUR GLASSES ETC. By the time I’ve done all these things, I am in little mood for a quiet peaceful prayer time, and sometimes would scratch the whole project. I mentioned this to a minister friend who told me “YOU ARE CHASING RABBITS—NEVER-EVER CHASE RABBITS” and gave me this solution. Have a little stick-on note & pen handy, and when a chore pops up, write ONE –WORD to describe it, and that will remove the worry that you might forget it, then continue on. Within a few days the rabbits will no longer haunt you, because you will modify your routine so there will be little need to write more than one or two words down, and you can fully engage your prayer time and be really blessed by it. http://Amazinghappenings.shoutpost.com/ http://newcures.shoutpost.com/

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